Genius Chimp

Sir, no touching the dog, please.

Every dog needs its own helper monkey.

Chimp With Gun

Zip the world famous chimp dressed in people clothes while shooting a rifle. It's so perfect, but those shoes must have been uncomfortable.

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Monkey Justice

In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice.

-Mark Twain

 

Monkey Plates

Click below to see a series of plates with vintage, reworked photographs including various primates. I'll have every meal served on these, please!

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Monkey Riding Goat, Endlessy Walking Into the Future

Has there ever been a better metaphor for life?

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Awesome Monkey DJ Poster

I'm nowhere near Manchester, but this awesome "Hear No Evil!" poster make me wish I was. DJ Monkey for the win!

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Little Drummer Monkey

Mitsy Groenendijk sculpture

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Monkey Who Attacked 100 Escapes from Japanese Prison

After attacking over 100 people this macaque was put in an animal prison within a nature park. Yesterday, he esacaped. Citizens have been warned to lock their doors.

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Chimps Outsmart Hunters - Monkey Revolution Imminent

Five male wild chimpanzees living in an African forest have figured out how to deactivate, and sometimes even destroy, snares set out by human hunters, according to scientists who watched the clever chimps in action.

The chimps' ability, documented in the latest issue of the journal Primates, demonstrates that these animals can learn without trial and error, since one mistake for them could be fatal.

The discovery also explains why wild chimpanzees living in Bossou, Guinea, suffer from very few snare-related injuries and deaths versus chimps living in other places.

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Monkey Juice Water Bottle

As I type this I'm looking at my awesome Banana Juice Water Bottle. My favorite part is that it's squeezed by Robot Monkeys!!!!

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